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Sprinkle her with your love. Then make her gush.
saythankyoumaster:

Sprinkle her with your love. Then make her gush.
saythankyoumaster:

Sprinkle her with your love. Then make her gush.
saythankyoumaster:

Sprinkle her with your love. Then make her gush.
saythankyoumaster:

Sprinkle her with your love. Then make her gush.
saythankyoumaster:

Sprinkle her with your love. Then make her gush.
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"I want you. I want to throw you against a wall, wrap your legs around my waist and kiss you. Kiss you until we have to stop to catch our breaths. I want you and only you. I want to take you on road trips that lead us to pulling over on the side of the road because we can’t keep our hands off each other. I want you and your flaws. I want your messy makeup from teary eyes as I hold you and talk to you about life. I want the 3am phone calls because you can’t sleep at night. I want to be yours and only yours. I want to taste all your cooking, even if it’s not good, even if it’s experimenting I’d have you cook every meal for the rest of my life. I want you. I want my trembling hands to grab your waist and dance with you in the middle of an empty room. I want to struggle on days when I can’t see you. I want to fight about meaningless stuff that will lead to meaningful sex. I want you. I want your hand to rest on my forearm as we enter a party, so I can reassure you that you are safe with me. I want to sing to you in the shower and have you shut me up with kisses because we both know I’m no singer. I want the ups and downs, the winter and summer days. I want you and only you…"
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Just a pool, disguised as a pond, with a trampoline instead of a diving board.
I wrote a paper about these kinds of pools several years ago for a class when they were just prototypes. These pools have a natural filtration system that run based on the plants that are in the pool that give the water nutrients that allow it to not only be crystal clear, but you are also able to drink the water because it becomes so clean. And the best part is that once the initial filtration system is installed and calibrated, it maintains itself and eliminates the need for chlorine or constant maintenance like salt water pools. 
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OH MY GOD YES THANK YOU.
HEY ALL YOU DIPSHIT PARENTS THAT THINK GETTING YOUR KID A PUPPY FOR CHRISTMAS OR A BUNNY FOR EASTER WILL BE A GOOD IDEA.
GET YOUR KID A FUCKING STUFFED ANIMAL.
BECAUSE COMPANION ANIMALS ARE FOR LIFE, IN SICKNESS AND IN HEALTH, TILL DEATH DO THEY FUCKING PART.

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